It should be the most exciting night out of your year. Not just any night out - Your Birthday Night Out!
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Much grooming is needed.
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Outfits are crucial
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Just because you arrive in the restaurant on time…..
...doesn't mean everyone else will.
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No one will get you a present. This may displease you but you can't say anything.. They may make you wear a crown..
Others will genuinely think this looks good and immediately post photos to Facebook..
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When it comes to paying the bill someone will claim they have paid.. but the facts just won't add up. They will put up a good fight.
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Some people just won't comprehend the situation..
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The freelance journalists will beg for mercy..
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En route to Harcourt Street the girls are in high spirits.
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In the club random guys begin to sleaze..
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There's always two friends who order bottles of champagne...then expect everyone to pay
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Everyone is calling you to the dance floor, you hide in the corner…
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Dutch courage from your trusty hip flask convinces you.
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You are now god's gift...
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Return to the bar..
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Someone's guy appears to be flirting with someone else - a fight breaks out..
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It gets messy
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You try to distract yourself
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Until Hunger strikes
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You leave
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And there 'He' is..
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You're speechless
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You flee the scene of the crime..
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Safe at home you turn on the Soaps you missed and play with Mr. Darcy the Kitty. Much nicer.
Moral of the story.. Don't go out.
Next birthday stay in, got bed early and stay safe..