The thing about college life is that it actually has to end sometime, which is shit.
In college you are rated on your ability to do a rollover, down a jaeger bomb before noon and squeeze in as many nights out before the weekend.
But sadly these things just don't apply in the 'real' world and while we all want to just hang out as students forever no one wants to be one of the students who's done 4th year 3 times.
Job application begins and these tips are all you need to know once you get to interview…
Oh - some qualifications, experience and low wage expectations will also help…
Dress to impress
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Don't chew chewing gum, or wear a cap
Don't ask inappropriate questions
Don't be too honest
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If they throw in a random question don't panic
Don't do this
Shake hands with confidence
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Lie about your drinking habits
Lie about most of your social life
And how you spent yesterday afternoon
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Be positive.. None of this
Avoid excessive coffee before hand
When asked about your computer literacy, don't go into express detail
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… Let them assume you know more than you may actually
When it comes to salary talk, don't say this
Lastly, walk out with confidence