If you don’t have an annoying friend, I’m sorry to tell you like this, but you are that annoying friend. If you can’t decide which one of your friends is, look no further. Listen, if it turns out by the end of this article that you are the annoying friend – not to fear. Think about it this way, you are this annoying, yet, your friends still love you. Now, if this isn’t cause for a celebration what else is? Here are the 11 Signs You’re The Annoying Friend In The Group.
1) You Always Have A Problem
There is always an issue with you and always an issue you have to share. Even if you apologize before you rant on for an hour, it still is annoying. If you are breaking up with your boyfriend for the 100th time your friends may not want to hear about it.
2) You Never Know Anyones Problems
Anytime someone tries to vent to you, or come to you with a problem, you are not listening. You pretend you are but you really aren’t. Then when the problem is brought up in further discussions, you don’t have a clue what is going on.
3) You Are Never Allowed Near The iPod Station
I’m not saying your music taste isn’t good, it is your timing that is wrong. We don’t want to listen to an intense dance track at the start of pre drinks and Beyoncé’s To The Left as we leave. We have to make practical decisions here.
4) You’re Flakey
You make plans that you don’t keep. Sometimes, instead of canceling plans, you just don’t show up. Your flakiness used to be charming and lovable, now it’s irritating and infuriating.
5) Can’t Go To The Toilet Alone
This will not apply to men, but for women this can be annoying. There’s always that friend who can’t go to the bathroom alone. Even if you say you don’t want to go, they will sit there huffing and puffing until you say yes.
6) You Never Answer Your Phone
You may think it is harmless and nobody cares but they do. And, that one time when something glorious happens you will be the last to know. You will feel left out forever.
7) People Have To Look After You On Nights Out
You always fall, you are always too drunk or you always have a fight with your ex, either way, you need to be taken home. This will ruin you and your friends night.
8) You’re unreliable
You will find yourself being asked to bring that food no one eats to parties. You are never really given much responsibility and you are never relied on too much.
9) You’re Always Late
People who are late don’t realize how annoying it is. They find themselves asking to stay later at pre drinks and being pissed off if you question why they’re late. Stop it at once.
10) You’re A Conversation Stopper
You tell terrible stories, which is very funny among friends, but when you are drunk we can’t seem to figure out what you are saying. Leaving this terrible awkward silence between us and our new girl/guy.
11) You Talk Too Much About Your Weight
You find eyes rolling when you talk about your weight. People don’t care anymore and your mad crash diets don’t concern anyone really.
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Lauren Rol: A UCD graduate who spends most of her time watching the Soaps. A devout fan of Chinese food and a French Bulldog obsessive.
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