Things Only People Who Went To Wesley Disco Will Understand

Oh Da Wezz one of youths greatest accomplishments. From ra-ra skirts to illuminous ribbons and glittery belts, the fashion stakes were certainly high. With chinos and kitten heels to polos with the collars up, there was no denying we all thought we were the dog's bollox. It was a time of underage drinking, smoking and 'meeting'. Whether you are 35 or 15, here are Things Only People Who Went To Wesley Disco Will Understand.

1) "Oh God they are in the non members queue....morto"

2) "Donieeee...Donieeee..DONIEEEEEEEE....Hi my mum is friends with you...I don't have to queue do I?"

3) "I swear to God I haven't drank a drop...drunk chair NOW"

4) "Go get a coffee!"

5) "My skirts not too long is it?"

6) "Will you 'meet' him? (points)"

7) "I am about to get sick...let me in the bathroom cubicleeeeee!"

8) "(bang, bang, bang)..COME ON... you have been in their for ages...I need to pee!"

9) "Anyone have FOUNDATIONNNNNNNN???? It's an emergency"

10) "Look at those eejits running across the pitch....*once they get in* OMG, that was so cool!"

11) "The smell of manure"

12) "Will you come with me to get a drink? Water/tiny glass of Coke/ Fanta for a €10...that seems reasonable right?"

13) "I'm dying for a smoke? D'ya have a lighter?"

14) "€10 in please"

15) "Donie says I'm his favourite!"

16) "I'd love to rent out Wezz it would be such a good 16th venue...I'll ask my parents"

17) Me: "Let's skip the coat queue!" Bouncer/Randomer: "NO SKIPPING" Me: "God, I wasn't even trying to..."

18) "There's your one that rode your man in the bathroom last week...Morto"

19) "Look at her she's such a bitch....(girl walks over) Heyyy how are you? so good to see you! You look fab!"

20) "Add me on Bebo yeah?"

21) "I just love your illuminous ribbon and pearls where did you get them?"

22) "Oh my sparkly belt? Five euro, Penneys hun!"

23) "I got away with my naggon down my knickers"

24) "Straight vodka...be grand!"

25) "UGHHH my hairdresser clip broke...*crying* what the hell am I going to do now?"

26) "You meeting anyone at the moment?"

27) "Awww there is Adam and Jenny. They are 100% going to get married."

28) "OMG did you see Adam topping Sarah...wahaaayyyy"

29) "Drinking in the Radisson tonight"

30) "To abra!!!!!"

31) "I feel so bad for Sarah, like, her mum won't let her come to Wezz until she's 16. That is outrageous!"

32) "Loike, roysh, kool and the gang, goys, focking, knackery doo, morto"

33) "I am so jealous you have the new pink Motorola flip phone, I want it so bad"

34) "Yer man over there is such a roide...what school is he in? Oh, he's on the J's??"

35) Randomer: "Yeee staaaaaartin? Me:No, God no, leave me alone. *crying*. I've done absolutely nothing wrong"

36) "Is that Garry I've met once before wearing the face off Gemma....HOW COULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?"

 

37)  "I need a new pair of (kitten) heels soo bad"

38) "Just leave your drinks at the bus stop - no one will see, come on!"

39) "TIESTO TIESTO TIESTO TIESTO"