When you walk into college in the morning, you can unintentionally say a lot about yourself and what your state of mind is on that particular day.
Body language, clothing, and your general appearance can make all the difference in broadcasting to the world how you are feeling or who you are as a person–but really, it’s all in what you’re drinking. Here’s what your morning drink says about you…
Coffee
“I am a normal human trying to function in the human world.”
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Tea
“I never got into coffee because it tastes weird but I need at least 5 cups of tea a day to function”
Green Juice
“I'm #sofuckinghealthy.”
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Gatorade
“I’m pretty hungover.”
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Vitamin Water
“I’m hungover, but am attempting to hide it slightly better.”
Coconut Water
“I’m hungover, and some magazine recommended this for hangovers–but then I realized it tastes like shit.”
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Muscle Milk
“I hit the gym early because I’m bulking, brah.”
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Thermos of Homemade Coffee
“I am an overachiever that gets up early enough to prepare my breakfast”
Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato
“I am the worst.”
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Orange Juice
“I’m attempting to be a healthy person.”
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Chocolate Milk
“I don’t want to ever grow up.”
Some Form Of Fizzy Drink
“I couldn't give less of a shit about my health.”
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Beer
“I may have a drinking problem.”
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Whiskey
“I definitely have a drinking problem.”
Bellini
“It’s a Saturday or Sunday and I’m having a good time at brunch.”
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Bloody Mary
“It’s a Saturday or Sunday and I’m hungover at brunch but will soon be much drunker than everyone else.”
Via Coed
