From time to time guys suffer from performance issues in the bedroom, no matter what it is, guys will have an excuse for why they aren't on their game. Usually the reason is quite simple and there is no mystery behind it... Here are the excuses that guys use in bed.
"I'm a bit rusty"
They have been out of the game for a while, usually it's been a couple of weeks, a few months or worse case scenario a few years. It can be hard getting back into the swing of things so they will need a few minutes. If after a half an hour they still can't get it working, then they have a serious problem.
"I must have worked a bit too hard at the gym"
If they just came from the gym, they will use the excuse that they have no energy or that they went a bit overboard. It's fair enough, but they were the one that arranged the booty call so it's all on them.
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"Is it me or is it really cold in here?"
Ah yes, a man blaming the conditions is a classic. If there is even a hint of a draft it automatically means that they can't do the job. There is really no excuse though when you're under the covers.
"I'm feeling a bit under the weather *cough* *cough*"
If they were really that bad they would be spending the day in bed anyway. They might get some sympathy from the girl if she really believes that he's sick, but more than likely she can see that there is absolutely nothing wrong with him.
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" What if your boyfriend finds out?"
So they're paranoid that they're boyfriend is going to walk in on them, which is quite likely. You both knew the risks from the start so it's really not the time to back out of it. You don't have much time until he comes back from works so it's now or never.
" I'm not usually like this"
So you caught him on a bad day whilst the juices aren't really flowing. He swears it's never happened before, but odds are it has happened to him a handful of times. When he eventually does get it up, it's too late and the spark is gone. It's best just to order some food and stick on a movie.
"I'm not really in the mood"
When a girl is asking him to have sex with her he should always be in the mood. You have to take it when it comes around so if they use this excuse, you know what the problem is.
