Initially you and he have a special connection. It just feels right. It's all going so, so well, or so you think. But then something seemingly insignificant happens and for some reason you just feel it deep inside that it's over. The ick factor is there now..
You've wanted a boyfriend for ages, you fancied this guy for months but as soon as he acts like he genuinely likes you, you realise you're just not that into him...
If you're not sure, these are the signs to look out for:
His hand feels dirty holding your's and you immediately want to wash after holding hands for more than 5 minutes.
After doing 'the deed' all you can think about is how sweaty he feels.
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His clothes annoy you.
His texts ending in xxxx kind of make you feel sick.
He texts all the time.. You feel nothing.
You've started to ask him to pick you up tampons from the shop and feel no shame.
You mysteriously have developed a 10 day cycle excusing you from actually having to put out for 1/3 of the month.
You feel like he's smothering you.
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When he snores you use it as an excuse to kick him really hard.
You couldn't give a shit about what you eat in front of him.
The Granny pants are out and you really don't care.
You flirt obnoxiously with all his friends and as soon as he says anything you accuse him of being possessive.
Girls Night is far more fun than Date night.
You pray for Rugby weekends so you don't have to spend time with him.
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Whenever he asks you to any sort of family function you roll your eyes in his face.
You chat to other guys, keeping a few interested.
You shave your legs for Girl's Night only.
You embarrass him in front of his mates without guilt.
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You cut your toenails in front of him.
You fantasize about having sex with most of his friends. You tell him this.
You Fart in front of him as if he isn't there never excusing yourself.
You never wear make up around him.
You refuse to share anything you're eating with him. It's your's.
You make sure your 'needs' are met. His are irrelevant. Sure he can do that himself in his own time.
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You've your eyes out for something better.
You are so sick of hearing that story about the time he rescued a dog on the dual carriageway. *More Eye Rolling
His jokes are not in any way funny anymore...
The way he eats, drinks and breathes drives you insane.
The way he bites his nails makes you want to slap him
