20 Sure Signs You're Just A Total Asshole

If you have found yourself doing any of these things... You might need to have a long look and yourself in the mirror. Luckily, de-assholing is easy enough, just don't be an asshole.

You park in disabled spaces

 

Or you park in two spaces

 

You wear Google Glasses

 

And snapbacks

 

Or deep V Necks

 

You do this with your tea bags

 

And this with your beer mats

 

Sometimes you take phonecalls where you shouldn't

 

And speak louder than appropriate

 

You're careless with your urination

 

You eat with your mouth open

 

And drink straight from the carton

 

Then you put it back in the fridge with a mouthful left

 

Listen to Picard next time

 

If you steal peoples drinks, you're an asshole

 

Or claim to be a non smoker and then ask for smokes from friends

 

You double dip your knife

 

And put chewed gum under desks

 

You open the toothpaste and squeeze from the top

 

And clap when the plane lands

 

I'm sure you're a lovely person underneath it all but if you do any of these things... Sort it out.