Gym, Duckface, Car...The 14 Worst Types of Selfies

Selfies, the bane of the online world. There is a time and a place for selfies, oh no wait, there isn't. Stop taking selfies you d*cks.

Here are some of the worst...

1. The Gym Selfie

 

 If you're looking good after the gym keep it too yourself. PS... Side Profile is for dicks...

2. The Pet Selfie

 Wait, how did he work the camera...

3. The Car Selfie

You LITERALLY got in the car and thought, “I look so good today, I better let everyone know before I head off and do whatever shit it is needs doing.

4. The Just Woke Up Selfie

Yeah right you just woke up, you just managed to time that moment perfectly then did you, you absolute moron...

5. Or even worse, the Pretending to Be Asleep Selfie.

 

wait what were we talking about? Oh yeh, we know you’re not asleep, asshole. You took the picture.

6. The "I'm Soo Sexy, Shit (Insert Child's Name) Get The F*ck Out Of The Photo" Selfie

It makes me worry about humans.... Only In America

7. The "Scary" Selfie...

Yes I'm sure you were trying to look scary...

8. The “I’m On Drugs / I'm Doing Drugs Right Now” Selfie

Need there be any explanation as to why this is dumb?

9. The Duck Face Selfie

Hey girls. This doesn’t make you prettier. It makes you look stupid and desperate. If that’s what you’re going for, carry on.

10. The Pregnant Belly Selfie

(Send this to your family and friends, no wait, they probably don't want to see this either...)

That's a big ass pregnant belly, put it away.

11. The “I’m An Attention Whore” Selfie

Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus, huge proponents of the 'slutty selfie' remember; one does not need to act like a slut to take the slutty selfie...

12. The “OMG Look At Me Im On An Airplane” Selfie

Usually accompanied by something like, "there is a screaming child behind me on my 27 hour flight and I forgot my earphonesssss... FML"

13. The (OH Shit I Left My Dildo On The Floor And Now You Can See It In The) Mirror Selfie.

Otherwise known as the, shit I left my dildo on the floor and now my pop career is over (arianna grande), before it even started.

14. The Something That Has Nothing To Do With Anything Selfie

Just had dinner.... sooooo full nom nom nom....... Shut the f*ck up.