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Would You Rather: The Ultimate Christmas Edition

This is a compilation of ‘would you rather’ questions with a Christmas twist. Enjoy!

  • Would you rather:

a) Wear the same Santa costume every day for a full year...
OR
b) Smell like a Christmas tree for the rest of your life?

  • Would you rather:

a) Never receive a Christmas present again...
OR
b) Spend two days tied naked to a pole in the middle of your college?

  • Would you rather:

a) Have sex with a reindeer and no one ever finds out...
OR
b) Not have sex with a reindeer but everyone thinks you did?

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  • Would you rather:

a) Never have sex again...
OR
b) Have sex in front of your parents... at Christmas?

  • Would you rather:

a) Be really smelly but people like you...
OR
b) Have a pet reindeer who can fly, but everyone thinks you’re a pervert?

  • Would you rather:
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a) Listen to 'Silent Night' 25 times a day, for the rest of your life...
OR
b) Lick the arm-pit of every mall Santa in America?

  • Would you rather:

a) Watch extremely hardcore porn with your parents for 24 hours.
OR
b) Lick out a fox at Christmas dinner?

  • Would you rather:

a) Have a dick the size of a pistachio...
OR
b) Have no friends?

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  • Would you rather:

a) Have a magic carpet, but you can only use it when there's a full moon...
OR
b) Receive €10,000 right now?

  • Would you rather:

a) Have the oldest lady in the world sit on your face for 24 hours...
OR
b) Not have sex for 5 years?

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Rudolph Brotherton
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Rudolph is an under-achieving, morally defunct, self-professed ladies man. His hobbies include sex, pugs and rock ‘n’ roll. He makes Johnny Bravo look like Postman Pat. He is the real deal. The original Heartbreak Kid. Looking to improve your game with the ladies? Listen very carefully...
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