So you're in college and you need to create an identity for yourself. People judge you on the smallest things these days and your drink of choice is definitely one of those things.
Here's what your drink of choice says about you:
Light Beer
"I'm ready to party, but I have class in the morning."
Craft Beer
"I can't handle spirits but I'm better than plain beer."
Gin & Tonic
"I'm 19 going on 58."
Sambuca
"The barman asked me before I was ready, I panicked."
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Rum & Coke
"I am Jack Sparrow."
Daquiri
"Night out with the gurlos. I don't need no man!"
Vodka & Red Bull
"I've had a long day and I need some energy... I also need to get fucked up."
Red Wine
"I want people to think I'm sophisticated."
Mojito
"I don't want to get too drunk but I want to look good doing it."
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Jagerbomb
"I need to get fucked up as fast as humanly possible."
Bacardi/WKD
"I am literally 14 years old."
Tequila
"I don't care that I'm going to resemble a reanimated corpse by the end of the night."
Guinness
"Just give me a stool, a fire and a woolly jumper."
Cider
"I need to quench my thirst while I get drunk."
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Brandy
"I'm trying to look mature because there's a lecturer in the bar."
Whiskey (Straight)
"I am a man."
Whiskey (On The Rocks)
"I am a man who doesn't really like whiskey."
Long Island Iced Tea
"I don't care what's in it - the ends justify the means."
Martini
"I'm wearing a tuxedo. I am James Bond."
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White Russian
"The Dude abides. (I just watched The Big Lebowski)"
Manhattan
"I'm bringing suspenders and pencil moustaches back."
Cosmopolitan
"I'm Charlotte in the morning and Carrie in the evening. At night, I'm totally Samantha."
Moonshine
"I have nowhere I need to be tomorrow."
Baileys
"I genuinely want to enjoy my drink. Also, I'm a virgin."
