9 Amazing Things A Student Could Do With €1000

Do you have €1000? If you do, probably don't spend it on this stuff. But also, maybe do. Here are 9 amazing things a student could do with €1000.

• Buy 300 "3 for €10" Jager Bombs.

• Hire a one-man marching band to follow you around for the day.

 

• Spend it all on alcohol - probably the stupidest and most probable outcome on this list.

• Go on 20 first dates (bound to get the ride at least once).

• Buy one-and-a-half pugs. Yeah bro, pugs are expensive.

• Go on an unbelievable midweek break to Bratislava with a friend.

• Get a ridiculous tattoo. You’ll regret it, but it might be kind of funny.

• Dare people to do ridiculous shit. Easily the best option.

• Make a documentary about yourself spending €1000.

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