Have you ever seen someone so hot that you knew, you just knew that if you didn't get with them, you'd spend the next week regretting it deeply? I'm not talking about someone mildly attractive. There's no 'ten past two, you'll do' contenders in this race. I'm talking about the kind of person you'd crawl through a rubbish chute for. The kind of person you somehow spend four hours creeping on online, when you didn't even intend on opening your laptop. For the most part, average looking men have a far greater chance of pulling a hot girl than vice versa. Why? I have absolutely no idea but if I were you, I wouldn't complain. Here's how to pull a really hot girl, when you're not so hot yourself;
1) Act Confident
Women, despite what they might tell you, love a confident, assured, comfortable in his own skin, kind of man. If you can be polite, charming and just generally look as if you know what you're doing, you'll go far. Women, unlike men, actually see past looks (after the first thirty seconds), so if you act as though you've got it all together, then she'll start to think the same thing. Act as if you know you can get her and hey, dreams might just come true.
2) Dress Well
Men can never truly, fully understand the power of dressing well. A mediocre looking man in a some nice chinos and a cool shirt is a good night out. A hot man dressed like a throwback to sad times is a tragedy of the most epic proportions. I can tell you know, if you approach a hot girl dressed like your Dad in the 80's, it's not going to happen. Dress smart, steal her heart.
3) Don't Talk About Her Hotness
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She's likely to hear this a lot on a night out. Poor little hot girl. Well, think about it logically, if she's so hot that you can barely drink your pint in peace, then how many others have thought similarly smutty things? She knows she's hot, the 146 likes she receives on every picture she uploads verify this. Pick her brain, introduce yourself and don't be a creep. She gets enough of those so stand out from the crowd.
4) Don't Be A Dick To Her Friends
Her friends probably have it tough, what with being bombarded with queries of 'is your friend single?' on a minute to minute basis. This, combined with having to de-tag every single picture of themselves beside said hot friend equates to them feeling more than a little pissed off on a night out. Every man they've ever pulled has spent more time looking at the hot piece of ass to their right, rather than the girl attached to their face. In short, being friends with a hot girl is tough. I should know, I have a hot friend and no, she's not single so fuck right off. Be a Gent to her friends and you'll get her respect, not to mention attention, so much faster.
5) Listen To Her/ Ask Lots Of Questions
Yes, you're doing this because you can stand mere millimeters away from her face and not be forcefully removed from the club, but to her, it shows that you care about more than the size of her rack. (At this point you may want to stop looking down her top.) You're saying, I want to know all about you, your view of the world and how you fit in it as a woman. Can we bang now?
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6) Make Her Laugh
Funny men outshine hot men by a long mile. Yes, we're all animals in dresses and just want to jump one another at the end of the day and blah blah blah, but a pretty face only does so much. If you can make her laugh, loosen up and drop the glamour queen facade, then you're onto a good thing. Her, hopefully.
7) Don't Act Too Smitten
Again, you have to remember that this girl has probably had men chasing after her continuously for the past seven years. Give her a break man, for the love of God. Go and make a cracking first impression, then, just as you're beginning to think that she's gagging for it, pull away and leave her wanting more. Make her do some of the work for once, she's probably bored senseless by now and could do with a challenge. Don't act all hot-struck and embarrassing and she'll be running to your bed in no time.
You're welcome.
