21 Signs That You're Sh!t At Flirting...

So for a while now, your dating game has seemed a bit off. Maybe you've just gotten out of a relationship and aren't really sure how to flirt anymore, or maybe you just suck at flirting. You can't do it and you can't spot it. All you can do is keep trying, until you find someone who enjoys your awkwardness.

 

1) You Can Never Tell If Someone Is Flirting With You

2) When Your Crush Makes A Feeble Joke, You Lose Your Shit

3) When You Try To Send Someone A Flirty Look Across The Room, They Are Immediately Creeped Out

4) Your Lips Bleep When You Try To Sexily Bite Them

 

 

5) You Physically Cannot Blink

6) Your Flirty Banter Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

 

7) You Can Barely Breathe Around Your Crush

8) Subtlety Is Not Your Strong-Suit

9) Your 'Sexy Giggle' Sounds More Like A Deranged Hyena's Cackle

10) You Stalk Your Crush On Facebook And Not-So-Subtly Bring Up All Of Their Interests

11) When You Try To 'Lean In' To Show Interest, You Fall Over

12) Your Sexy Strut Is Not So Sexy

13) When You Flip Your Hair, You Always Throw It In Someone's Eyes Or Get It Stuck In Your Hand... Or Your Lipgloss

14) You Treat The People You Crush On Like Your Friends, So They Have No Idea You're Interested

15) Your Flirty Sarcastic Comments Actually Come Across As Insults

16) Your 'Sexy' Dancing Is Just You Falling Around While Drunk

17) You Are On Edge Around The Person You Like

18) You're Always A Mess

19) You Haven't Gotten Any In A While

20) You Are Always Friend-Zoned

 

 

21) Your Tinder Matches Seem To Lose Interest Fast