Sabrina The Teenage Witch was everyone's favourite show when they were younger and if you claim otherwise you are absolutely lying. In retrospect, I'm not entirely sure why we all took to it to such an extent. Yes, she was a witch with awesome powers and a family secret that we were all desperate to discover, but Sabrina herself was actually a tad annoying. But upon re-watching, I was reminded what really made Sabrina great; Salem. He was one sassy, sarky cat with incredible comic timing. So let's take a moment to remember all the times Salem was the best character on Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
1) When he was single minded in his life goals.
2) No seriously, he was REALLY determined to take over the world. We could all take a leaf out of his book.
3) When he pulled zero punches.
4) When he knew what made the world go round.
5) When he had a bad hair day.
6) When he was just like the rest of us...
7) And used any excuse to eat.
8) No really, dude loves his food.
9) When he asked something we've all been wondering.
10) When he briefly became a DJ.
11) When he spoke the truth.
12) When even he had a soft side.
13) But couldn't deny his true nature.
14) When he got some new wheels and looked so fly.
15) When he was honest as fuck about his ridiculous self-obsession and we still loved him for it.
16) When his sarcastic nature was definitely a front for all his cat feelings.
17) When he gave in to his base instincts.
So thanks Salem, for being fucking hilarious.
