Tequila and I share a special relationship. It’s not quite as relaxing as a glass of wine, and it’s not quite as cliché as vodka. It’s not as old school as gin, and it’s not quite as standard as a beer. Tequila is the big winner. It’s what you grab for when it’s really time to celebrate. Even though our relationship may not always be perfect, there are 15 reasons I hate to love you and love to hate you.
1) I love how you can make the night so much better.
But I hate how much you can make the next day an absolute nightmare.
2) I love the way you taste when you’re inside of a margarita.
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But I hate when you come in a shot glass, especially when the bar is out of limes.
3) I love how much of you I could drink when I was in college.
But I hate how much I cannot drink of you now, after college.
4) I love the way you can inspire some of the best dance parties.
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But I hate how you can bring out embarrassing dance moves that only seemed great at the time.
5) I love how you have the ability to make everything happier and funnier.
But I hate how you have the ability to make me cry for God-knows-what reason.
6) I love how confident you make me, like a great wingwoman.
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But I hate looking in the mirror the next morning to see my confidence may or may not have been an illusion.
7) I love how you can bring so many people together.
But I hate how you can make everyone lose each other.
8) I love how well you pair yourself with tacos.
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But I hate how you can make me eat a whole quesadilla on my own.
9) I love how you taste even better when you're free.
But I hate when I think I have unlimited funds to buy you for all of my friends.
10) I love that you can take the pain away from wearing heels.
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But I hate how you make me 10 times clumsier in them.
11) I love how you usually end up with some great stories.
But I hate how you usually end up with some unbelievably crazy stories.
12) I love when you are quality, go down smooth and don’t require a chaser.
But I hate if you come from a plastic bottle and force me to make that squirming face of pure torture after taking you.
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13) I love how you make me flirtier than my normal self.
But I hate how you trick my eyes into seeing things not as they are.
14) I love how you make me bolder, braver and a temporary risk taker.
But I hate the things you made me think were a good idea.
15) I love how you are actually really fucking good for me.
But I hate how I never really think that in the morning.
Via EliteDaily.