1. When someone says 'any plans for the weekend' and you're wondering whether to tell them about all the Netflix shows you're going to watch.
2. You're conscious you haven't had your 5 a day.
3. You'd rather sit in and have a few than go clubbing. And by a few, you mean cups of tea.
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4. Going out two nights in a row is unheard of.
5. And when you do go out, you prefer to go to a nice bar where you can hear yourself think.
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6. You're tired a lot! And the rare time you go to a party, you're the first to fall asleep.
7. You have week long hangovers where you suffer emotional breakdowns while everyone else seems to get away just taking a few paracetamol.
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8. Bedtime is met with excitement.
9. You're secretly delighted when people cancel plans because now you get to finish your new book.
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10. You're praying no one around you is going to ask you your age.
11. You've no idea who this Dua Lipa is that everyone's talking about.
12. You're not quite sure what a Giph is.
13. Brushing your hair constitutes as making an effort and you usually opt for a comfy pair of jeans and flats for a night out.
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14. Buying new homeware items gives you a buzz.
15. When you see scantily clad teenagers, you're thinking how in the name of god did their mothers let them out of the house dressed like that.
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