You've been friends for a while, you finally found a girl that you can fart and pick your belly button in front of with ease. She'll order take away with you and she doesn't make you watch The Notebook 20 times a month. It's a sweet deal, you can now save all your suave for the girls you're trying to ride and then go home and be disgusting with her. But all of a sudden, you begin to think that maybe you're not on the same wave length anymore, she has started to laugh at your stupid jokes instead of staring at you in disgust. You have started to see her as an actual girl and not just a thing. No one every wants to ruin a friendship so how can you tell if your girl best friend likes you? I take no responsibility if she's just a cock tease and turns you down....
1) Physical Contact
When the two of you hang out she tries her best to get some sort of physical contact. A friendly punch, a quick nudge. It will be over in seconds.
2) Other Guys
When you go out she rarely gets with other guys and prefers to spend the night with you. Just for the craic? LIES!
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3) Asks About Other Girls
She might casually ask about past girlfriends or your type of girl. She'll make fun of your past exploits but if you mention a girl you do like she'll go quiet.
4) Not Really but Kind Of Dates
She'll ask you to go and help her buy shoes... Why you? Surely there's a female somewhere better suited for this?
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5) Just Friends
People have always questioned your friendship and you've always defended that you're just friends but when her face turns scarlet and all she can manage is a giggle, it makes it somewhat of a weak argument.
6) Your Girlfriends Hate Her
The feeling is mutual...
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7) No Holds Barred
There isn't any topic that can't be discussed
8) Insults That Turn to Compliments
You know in playschool when the one child who was really mean to you secretly liked you? Egh? Egh? Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge.
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9) Jokes About Being Together
So you've made a pact that when you're alone and decrepit you'll get married. She brings this up. A lot. She kind of wishes she didn't have to wait until she develops varicose veins to be with you.
10) Fights
When you do fight it's not a normal friend fight. Its roots are much deeper. When she's mad at you it feels like a girlfriend being mad at you.
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11) She'll Go a Distance to See You
She prefers to stay in and watch you play Call of Duty then going out and getting shitfaced. She'll wait around for you to be free but then says she wasn't doing anything anyway.
12) She'll Do Whatever You Want to Do
If it's important to you, she'll spend her day watching whatever shitty video game or movie you like.
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13) She Depends on You
When she's sad or if she's in trouble you're the first person she turns to.
14) Other Guys
If she's dating someone she'll always says it's just casual
So you have finally found a girl who will tolerate your shit. What the fuck are you waiting for?