9 Misheard Lyrics That Are So Wrong They're Golden

Do you have that one friend that just doesn't know the correct lyrics to any song?

Well we do, and in light of that we decided to round up the most hilariously wrong misheard lyrics from songs from all genres. We've gathered only the funniest and most relevant misheard lyrics to get you through that mid-afternoon slump.

Prepare to spit out your coffee and laugh out loud in your lecture with some of these awful lyrics.

1. Toto - Africa

Real lyrics: I bless the rains down in Africa

Heard lyrics: I bless the grains down in Africa

2. Madonna - Like a Virgin

Real lyrics: Like a virgin/ Touched for the very first time

Heard lyrics: Like a virgin/ Touched for the thirty first time

3. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Real lyrics: I like big butts and I cannot lie

Heard lyrics: I like big butts in a can of limes.

4. Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Real lyrics: Don't stop believing hold on to that feeling

Heard lyrics: Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus

5. Elton John - Crocodile Rock

Real lyrics: I remember when rock was young

Heard lyrics: I remember when Iraq was young

6. Elvis Presley - Hound Dog

Real lyrics: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine

Heard lyrics: You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine

7. Black-Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow

Real lyrics: Gotta get that, gotta get that...

Heard lyrics: Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...

8. Chaka Chan - I'm Every Woman

Real lyrics: I'm every woman

Heard lyrics: I'm Terry Wogan

9. Jefferson Starship- We Built This City

Real lyrics: Marconi plays the mamba

Heard lyrics: My pony plays the mamba

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