22 Things Only People Who Love Tayto Crisps Will Understand
Ah the simple crisp, a staple part of Irish life. However, there's one particular type of crisp trumps the rest, and that crisp is Tayto. Tayto is the only Irish crisp worth giving your time towards. Each crisp is beautifully sprinkled with flavour, with just enough crunch to satisfy. The packaging reminds everyone of picnics, watching the match in Croker and even holidays in the beautiful Emerald Isle.
Tayto is so much more than a crisp. Here are 21 other things you'll know if you love Tayto:
1. That feeling when you open a packet
2. When someone asks you if Smokey Bacon is OK instead of Cheese and Onion
3. You've got notions if you like Prawn Cocktail
4. Getting to the end of the packet and feeling empty inside
5. Walking into a shop and trying to resist the packets near the counter
6. Always having a spare in your bag just in case
7. Missing them deeply when you go overseas and making your mam send you some
After a BUSY few days, there's nothing like coming home to a parcel from #Ireland filled with #Tayto & #Cadburys! Cheers Mam! 🇮🇪 pic.twitter.com/cMTtH98M8G
— Brónagh Tumulty (@BronaghTumulty) March 18, 2017
8. You've been to Tayto Park more times than you've seen your own mam
And we're OPEN!! We look forward to welcoming everyone back 👏🏻🤗https://t.co/7EO6uTeua5 pic.twitter.com/U8jXDuoXtH
— Tayto Park (@taytopark) April 7, 2017
9. You enter all the competitions as soon as you see them
10. Jealousy of the Spud Buds is real
11. You've sent feedback to Tayto customer service more than once, but it's always positive
Made for each other @MrTaytoIreland and bread, and me and food. Thanks for the card #lovetayto pic.twitter.com/zloKqiFZTf
— Leslie Ann Horgan (@LeslieAnnHorgan) February 12, 2015
12. You're not ashamed to say you want to be Mrs Tayto
13. When someone tries to tell you Tayto aren't that great
14. Everyone tells you that you're going to turn into a potato
15. The only sandwich you like is a Tayto one
16. Your ideal job would be dressing up as Mr Tayto
17. "It's not lunch time it's Tayto time" speaks to you on so many levels
18. You refuse to taste the fancy Bistro Taytos that are gluten free #notions #halp
19. You've seriously considered getting a Mr Tayto tattoo
20. Mr Tayto is more of a father figure than your own father
21. You've been in this exact situation
Anyone else playing 'how many bags of taytos can you cram in a suitcase'?
— Choose Love News (@ChooseLoveNEWS) April 9, 2017