The 9 People You'll Find In Any Comment Section On The Internet
Working for a website such as College Times you come to understand the comment section offender on a deep and personal level. The comment section offender can be found in the comment section and comes in multiple forms and disguises. Thankfully, we've become an expert at picking them out. Here are some of the best comment section offenders to ever grace the internet:
1.The literal one
You can't make a statement or question something without this person taking it to their grave.
2.The serial tagger
This person is the one in the friend group who tags everyone in everything. No Facebook friend remains untagged. They should be the tag ambassador for the world. The United Nations need you hunni.
3.The silent liker
The silent liker likes your comments, your friend's reply, and your Mam's share. It's creepy but you always know you can rely on them for a like or two.
4. The Troll
If you're short on confidence then don't worry! The troll is there to crush whatever remains of your confidence and your soul. Their abusive comments are usually inarticulate so not understanding half of them is a bonus.
5. The Grammar Nazi
The one who comments on every comment with bad or lazy grammar. The (*) symbol is their best mate.
6. The emoji lover
The person who uses emojis. Someone needs to tell this person that emoji symbols do not cover the entire English language or cannot be used instead of conversation.
7. The one-word person
You'll see them writing "lol" or "really?' on everything.
8. The Lacklustre replier
They're sitting somewhere laughing at everyone's anxiety because they chose to never reply. It's a choice goddamnit!
9. The Lord of the Meme
The one who drops a meme in the comment section that summarises the entire debate, argument or discussion and walks away into the sunset.
Comments at the ready...