The 17 WTF Moments You Experience When You're Shopping In Lush
We know some of you love going into Lush for a bath bomb or a random gift for somebody but sometimes it can be far too extra for our liking. Here's our 17 awkward Lush moments from the second you walk into the store:
1). "This smell will kill me" is your initial reaction
2). You repeatedly ask the staff "How do you work here?!"
3). You're wondering WTF is this squishy shit?
4). You see a staff member who looks like they've been recently crying
5). There are half eaten tablets scattered around something called "toothy tabs" and "oral pleasure" - Whatever they are?!
6). You suddenly end up in a chair with a face mask smeared across your face.
7). You're wondering why a random stranger is rubbing shit all over your arm
8). You see the fear on the staffs face when a stranger asks can they wash their hair in the store 'cause they want to "try the product out!"
9). You try to get to the till but there's a queue of sample hoarders
10). You're wondering why the sales assistant is swishing water back and fourth between two jugs, concerned you slowly walk away
11). You can hear staff telling each other to approach everyone and you suddenly feel very self conscious
12). The words "No I'm fine, thanks" has zero meaning for the sales assistant
13). You're wondering if the sales assistant is high
14). There's that 'overly friendly' sales assistant who makes a face at you when you turn your back #weseeyou
15). You go in to buy a specific thing but come out in debt 'cause that sales assistant saw you coming
16). You're opening sealed products and sniffing them 'cause all of a sudden you've forgotten social etiquette
17). You smell the desperation when the sales assistant tries to sell you a Charity Pot at the till - You're both dying inside
Have you been to Lush before?