Pack Your Bags Lads: Kim Kardashian Has Ruined Ireland For The Rest Of Us
As if she hasn't done enough, Kim Kardashian has ruined Ireland. Yep that's right, you can all just get your shit into a small bag and jump on the next Ryanair flight to the East Midlands because the way Kim Kardashian's app update depicts Ireland signals we're officially over.
So you know I love Ireland! My honeymoon was there! So had to add an update to my game so you can go to a pub there! #KimKardashianGame pic.twitter.com/Kjs3bkOPD3
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 28, 2017
Spare a thought for the children who have woken up this morning to a different Ireland, one where Kim Kardashian believes we say things like "Kiss Me I'm Stylish" and wear bow ties, clover-covered dresses and most worryingly, wear a man bun. May God bless our souls.
Unfortunately we may have been living on tainted soil for a while as apparently Kim K and Kanye had their honeymoon in Ireland a few years ago (and didn't pay for it). Even more reason to deport ourselves.
With that said, there's some people we can leave behind:
We 💚 that you #LoveIreland, @KimKardashian! Want to come visit us for St Patrick’s Day this year?
— Tourism Ireland US (@GoToIrelandUS) March 1, 2017
so happy you added my home to your app!!! I'm dying to see how you turned the city into your app 😍😍
— Ciará (@CiaraWrightx) February 28, 2017
come back to Ireland queen
— Aoife (@_aoifechristina) February 28, 2017
RIP Ireland.