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Life Lessons By Homer Simpson

Homer is the model by which all fathers should base themselves, and over the years he has come out with some great one-liners that we should all live our lives by. We can all learn a lot from him. Here is some of his advice on:

1. Women

2. Trying

3. Willies

4. Facts

5. People

6. Alcohol

7. Money

8. Democracy

9. Religion

10. Criticising Other People

11. Civilisation

12. Cherished Memories

13. Going Out

14. Sport

15. Love

16. Dealing With A Crisis

17. Fashion

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