Dear Lord, The New Celebrity Big Brother House Looks Like A Unicorn Turd
As the great Todd Flanders once said: my freaking eyes. Pictures of the new Celebrity Big Brother house have been released today by host Rylan Clark-Neal and describing it as a giant unicorn turd is being extremely generous.
This rainbow shitstorm is no doubt the work of some seriously high designers who threw good taste and basic colour principles into the wind.
Just take a look at this monstrosity:
My eyes are burning:
A good place for a fight
Either designed by the most flamboyant man in the world, or by a woman who hates men
Stairway to hell
This looks like prison but fun?
Rylan seemed super pumped by the pics when he posted them on Twitter today but he probably hasn't slept so we'll forgive him.
The official list of "celebrities" going into the house has yet to be revealed though the ever-reliable Birmingham Mail has it on good authority that the housemates will be Speidi (Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills fame), James Jorden (Strictly Come Dancing), Calum Best (George Best's son), Perez Hilton (blogger), Jasmine Lennard (??), Stephen Bear (??), Lee Ryan (Blue), Frenchy Morgan (Rock of Love), Malika Haqq (Khloe Kardashian's BFF), Katie Price, Katie Hopkins, Bianca Gascoigne (??) and Sam Thompson (Made in Chelsea). So basically no real celebrities.
All the eye-bleeding fun starts on January 3.