The Most Pathetic Mother's Day Gifts Of All Time
It's Mother's Day this Sunday and as always, you've probably haven't gotten her anything. Your siblings are just as bad as you and you've probably decided to make her a card on Microsoft paint.
We've decided to round up the most pathetic Mother's Day gifts of all time, so you know what not to get her. If you think you're a bad child there are some people out there who are much, much worse. Here's a list of Mother's Day presents to avoid like the plague.
1. A vacuum cleaner
2. Flowers you picked from the garden
3. A foot scraper
4. A cordless house phone
5. A Sky Sports package
6. An extension cord
7. A mug saying 'Best Grandma', when she's not a grandmother
8. A pair of Spanx
9. A face mask
10. Beard oil
11. Impulse body spray
12. A Walkman disc player
13. A bag of expired Maltesers from Dealz
14. Odd socks
15. A Slimming World membership
16. A cardboard cut out of Katie Hopkins
17. Incontinence pads
18. Denture glue
19. A bottle of Buckfast
20. 8-inch pink stripper heels
21. A football
22. A 12 pack of all red biros
23. Febreeze
24. A pet rat named Alfonzo
25. A purple tester lipstick
26. A parenting book
27. Making her wedding dress into a table cloth
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