Simon Cowell Reported To Be Expecting A Baby

Us Weekly are reporting that Simon Cowell is to be a father. The notoriously grumpy Brit, 53, is said to be expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman (yeah, we don't know either..). However, this salacious news isn't even the tip of the iceberg; Silverman, 36, is still technically married to her husband, Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC, and is in fact close pals with Cowell. Awkward. A 'close source' to Silverman has said that she is just 10 weeks along and is prepared to leave her husband to be with the father of her child.

It's well known that Cowell is not not a fan of fatherhood, in the past saying "God, no. I couldn't have children. If I had them here drawing on the walls I'd go nuts.'' Should have kept your trousers up Cowell. Oh, no wait...