Quiz: What's Your Hogwarts House? Take Our Sorting Hat Quiz And Find Out!
Here we go. It's what we've all been waiting for. We know we've been putting up a lot of Harry Potter quizzes of late and you silly sods have been lapping them up. Well as astounding as it seems, we have yet to do the most basic, the most obvious quiz that it is possible for a light-hearted web based media outlet to cobble together. We have yet to throw out a Sorting Hat quiz.*
Well, friends, readers, countrymen-and-women with serviceable broadband connections, I am here to put that right. Finally you can ascertain what Hogwarts house you would belong to were you a part of this fictional world.
I will warn you that I presume something in the quiz to be malfunctioning as it assigned me to Ravenclaw, easily the worst house. Gryffindor or Slytherin are what you'd go for. Hufflepuff is at least endearingly shit, whereas if ever there was a collection of bang average pricks it's those chaps and chapettes out in Ravenclaw. So be warned.
*I have not checked whether at some point prior to my employment here the College Times published a similar quiz, for the sake of argument, let's assume this is a first for all of us.