The Best Joey Essex Moments

Bouncy haired Joey Essex from TOWIE has certainly made a splash on reality show ‘I’m A Celebrity’. Not only does he have a set of pearly whites but he’s wowing us with his pearls of wisdom too. Let’s take a look at some of the best Joey moments so far…

Joey learning to tell the time

‘I’ve got a watch. but watches are more like fashion, ain’t they? My watch ain’t got numbers on it.’

Joey’s knowledge of languages

Joey’s weather forecasts

‘Look it’s snowing!’

Joey’s honesty

‘I can’t blow my nose!’

‘I learnt to do my laces because obviously I needed to tie my laces for the rest of my life, but blowing your nose, you don’t need to do it the professional way, say, you can just do it the Joey way.’

Joey’s counting ability

Joey just after winning the bushtucker trial- ‘I told you I’m good at counting! I used to count all the time.’

Joey and crocodiles

‘The crocodiles were breathing where i wanted to breathe.’

You tell them Joey…you tell them!

Joey’s hair regime

‘The one thing I was worried about was my hair when the crabs went in because they’ve got clippers and I didn’t want them to clip my hair.’

‘I quite like it long.’