The Oscar Goodie Bags Are Worth $232,000 & Includes $275 Toilet Paper

The Oscars are rapidly approaching and while we all talk about who is going to win and lose, what we should be discussing is the goodie bag that the attendees take home. Page Six have revealed that the 2016 Oscar goodie bag is worth a record $232,000. Yes, you read that right. No wonder all the stars are so bloody grateful just to be nominated. I would be too if that was the goodie bag they were handing out. Here are a few of the things that make up that tally...

1) A trip to Israel worth $55,000.

2) A 15-day walking tour of Japan.

3) $300 worth of personalised M&Ms.

4) A vaporizer.

5) Audi rental vouchers amounting to a value of $45,000.

6) A vibrator.

7) A roll of luxury toilet paper worth $275.

8) And a vampire breast lift that costs $1,900. This cosmetic procedure involves blood being drawn from your arm and injected into your breasts. EWWWWWWW.

Screw the statue, this is clearly where it's at.