18 Things You'll Recognise If You're Obsessed With Fake Tan
Ireland isn't exactly the best place on Earth to get a fake tan. In fact, there are more fake tan users in Ireland than anywhere else in the world! Give yourself a pat on the back, ladies. That means most people reading this now (lads included) have used fake tan, so here's some signs you might have a tan obsession:
1. The dreaded orange hands
2. Streaks when it rains
3. Asking your friends/family/anyone to do your back
4. Using too much and scrubbing yourself with lemon for two hours in the shower
5. Orange feet
6. People noticing your tan straight away
7. No one ever thinks it's real
8. When the bottle's empty and the shops are closed
9. Waking up after falling asleep covered in tan:
10. This is you:
Meet the fake tan addict who has spent £35,000 on her bronzing obsession https://t.co/pW5ShHB0Zb pic.twitter.com/qNrq0FGPEZ
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