10 Signs You’re A Lazy Student...
College is a time when everyone gets that little bit lazier in life. It's the first time in your life when you can skip lectures and do as little as you want without your parents shouting at you. Here's are ten signs you're a lazy student;
1) You text someone from the other room.
Sometimes it's just easier. If shouting doesn't work, then this is the next best option really.
2) You pick things up with your feet.
For optimal grab, use the undersides of your feet and curl your toes up to hold the item. It's quite a skill when you get going and can be seriously helpful. Just make sure your feet are clean.
3) You buy new underwear instead of washing it.
There are two benefits here. Firstly, you get to pick new underwear and you also don't have to put a wash on! Winning.
4) Folding your clothes involves throwing them in a cupboard....
...and leaving them there. You'll get pissed off every time you open your cupboard and something falls out, but it's far easier than actually folding anything.
5) You've waited as long as possible to use the bathroom.
There comes a time when you just can't hold it in any longer. You've moved into several different positions to try and convince your body that you're not in desperate need of the toilet, but now it's time to get up. I recommend going during an ad break.
6) You've eaten the crumbs off your top.
If you have big boobs then this is ideal for catching crumbs to eat as a snack later. If you are male, or less endowed in that area, then pick them off your tummy instead. Ideal and you're not wasting food.
7) You iron stuff with hair straighteners.
A very clever tip if you've got some lying around. It also takes far less time than if you were actually bothered to get the iron out, boil the kettle and fold down the deathly device that is an ironing board.
8) You eat cold food instead of heating it up.
If you can stomach it...Baked beans, mushy peas, spaghetti hoops. Anything in a can that won't kill you really.
9) You've ordered food from somewhere down the road.
If the weather is shit outside, there's nothing better than being safe in the knowledge that a delivery man will be able to brave the weather and deliver your takeaway to the door. That's what they're there for, right?
10) You've eaten cereal with a fork.
If it's the only clean cutlery item, then it's going to have to do. This means you can have your cereal, and then some sugary milk as a drink after. You're welcome.
