12 Amazing Facts About Moustaches
The month of Movember is upon us, and with it comes a hoard of creative and inspiringly manly moustaches, we know Movember is all about the charity, but that doesn't mean you have to sacrifice looking well. A well groomed moustache carries with it some amazing knowledge and power, so treat it with respect and you too could some day look like Tom Selleck...
1. Stroking of the Moustache Increases concentration and cognitive ability (and evilness)
2. Having a Beard makes you instantly stronger than those without
3. Moustaches are almost entirely immune to sarcasm
3. A moustache can increase your powers of deduction...
4. Food cooked by a person with a moustache can taste up to 22 times better
5. Some say a moustache can work like an antenna, detecting where treachery and villainous activity takes place.
6. A full, thick moustache bearer requires no passport in some countries
7. Moustaches filter the air breathed in through the nose
8. When twisted at the ends, moustache wearers have been known to exhibit fits of evil genius
9. Moustaches are completely impervious to haters
11. Scientists place the first ever moustache back in the Jurassic Era
12. All moustache wearers belong to a secret club....Shhh I've said too much already
Gillette's #bestamocanget campaign has partnered with Movember to ‘help change the face of men’s health’ by raising awareness of male cancer and vital funds for the Irish Cancer Society’s Action Prostate Cancer campaign.
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