"Tell No One": 18 Things Only Your Housemates Could Know About You
Living with housemates is entirely different to living with your parents, unless you get shitfaced with your parents at 3 in the morning, in which case can we come round for Christmas? There are some sides of you that you just wouldn't share with anyone else, putting your housemates in possession of some very privileged information.
Not the kind of privileged information they could blackmail you with (although we don't know what you get up to), just an insight into you that your other friends don't see...
1. The ‘food’ you resort to when you can’t be arsed to cook
2. The way you like to express your hangovers
3. What your face looks like when you’re really super pissed off
4. Exactly how much time you spend watching Netflix
5. How bad your beer goggles can get
6. The TRUE state of your bedroom
7. Your somewhat haphazard morning routine
8. What you actually do when you turn down invites because you’re ‘busy’
9. Just how often you wear pyjamas all day
10. How you handle drinking too much
11. How much your favourite mug means to you
12. The embarrassing tunes you listen to before going out
Hey, there's no point keeping it a secret.
13. How comfortable you are walking about without clothes
14. The unsubtle way you try to sneak a one night stand home
15. How hilariously disorganised you are
16. How you like your tea or, more to the point, how you don’t like your tea
17. Your views on very important issues
18. What an awesome housemate you are, duh!
Via: StudentBeans