19 Signs You're A Regular Dirt Bird
Look, don't deny if. You've either seen your friends do some of these things or you're guilty of a few yourself. Let's just say, if you've done more than 5, congratulations you're a Dirt Bird.You've gone two days without changing your knickers
1. You've gone two days without changing your knickers
2. Three days after going out, you still have the club stamp
3. You've dry shampood your hair for a week
4. You've slept on your bed with no sheets instead of just changing them
5. You redid your make up after not taking off your last application
6. You've neglected to shower after a one night stand and gone into College
7. You've eaten left over McDonalds the next day
8. You've sprayed deodrant instead of having a shower
9. You've smoked leftover cigarette butts
10. You've tipped ash anywhere but an ashtray
11. You've vomited in your handbag
12. You've held your playsuit aside to pee
13. You've reused a condom
14. You've vomited and then kissed someone
15. You've peed in the street
16. You've left used tampons anywhere but a bin
17. You've not washed your bra. Ever.
18. You've walked around the next day in what you wore to bed
19. You've not told a guy you're on your period...