One of the worst things to hear from your smaller boobed friends when you've got big boobs: "You're so lucky!" No, no I'm not. There's plenty of reasons why big boobs are completely shit and highly overrated. It's actually a bit unfair, really, when you get stuck with big boobs.
1. Finding a bra that fits is an all day affair.
2. Trying to get your bra on, especially right after a shower, is the biggest struggle ever.
3. Running is basically impossible.
4. Button up shirts don't do their job properly.
5. Wearing low cut tops is risking a nip slip every time.
6. Underwire in bras literally always end up stabbing you.
7. Quadraboob is REAL.
8. Push up bras are completely out of the question and make you look ridiculous.
9. Bikinis are another nip slip waiting to happen.
10. Wearing two sports bras when exercising is the norm.
11. Strapless dresses are just an occasion to constantly worry about falling out of it.
12. Wearing a shirt that actually fits your boobs automatically makes you slutty.
13. Lying on your stomach is impossible unless you want to be suffocated.
14. Cute bras in your size? Nonexistent.
15. Backless shirts and dresses are foreign things to you.
16. Crop tops and bustiers won't contain the girls.
17. Back pain is routine.
18. Lying on your back more than likely means not being able to see anything in front of you.
19. Ruffles, frills, or shirts with writing on them end up going wrong.
20. Boob sweat is your worst enemy.
21. Tops with built in bras? Please.
22. Cross body bags and seat belts end up trapped.
23. You're very familiar with big boob jokes and might even have some of your own.
