Human beings are essentially all the same. We all have the same bodily functions, we all have our own little quirks and oddities, we all know we all have them, yet we'd sooner die than share them with the public. We're a weird bunch.
That said, there are some things that really only make sense when you do them alone. They're like treats, just for you, made all the more special because no one else is taking part in them. Maybe some things are best kept secret, even if everyone else is definitely doing them too.
1. Staying in your underwear for as long as humanly possible
2. Picking things up with your toes rather than bending down like a peasant
3. Staring at yourself in the mirror admiring your outrageous good looks
4. Then proceeding to make really ugly faces for a bit of contrast
5. Singing at the top of your lungs
6. Getting overly emotional at really crap telly
7. Berating yourself out loud for some stupid thing you did
8. Taking hundreds of selfies for no particular reason
9. Practising being interviewed for when you’re famous
10. Trying to speak in a foreign accent just to see what you sound like
11. Pretending you won arguments that you actually lost in real life
12. Trying your hardest to move objects with your mind
13. Squawking, squeaking, honking; making all manner of strange noises
14. Hairdryer in the face on full blast
15. Scratching yourself in places you probably wouldn't attempt in public
16. Farting without a hint of shame
17. Seeing how much food you can fit in your mouth
18. Casting Harry Potter spells in the hope they’ll work this time
