Why Can't I Quit You? 7 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Ex
Kids, we know break ups can be tough but sometimes you just gotta cut the chord and move on. Who needs the hassle of a restraining order anyways? However, if you find yourself doing any of the following, well maybe you're not quite over them.
Here are 7 signs you're obsessed with your ex.
1. You haven't dismantled your shrine to them
Without a shrine, where will you pray they'll get back with you? Anywhere else would just be weird!
2. Stalking on social media
If you don't stalk your ex on Facebook and Instagram, was it even a real relationship in the first place?
No one's seen nor heard from you in weeks 'cos you're holed up in your room, frantically trawling through their social media accounts. But what exactly are you hoping to find? Clues that they're miserable without you obvs.
If an unknown person likes or comments on one of their photos, well, that's when you really put your detective skills to the test.
3. Always talking about them
Whether you're talking about the latest episode of Derry Girls or the far reaching implications of Brexit, you'll somehow manage to steer the conversation in your exes direction.
"Liam always had a big interest in Politics." Shut up already, it's been five years!
4. You show up at all their haunts
They're secretly chuffed.
5. Drunken texts are a regular occurrence
'Miss you xxx' is followed shortly by 'Sorry wrong number.'
6. You still sleep in their clothes
Which you never wash.