8 People You See On The Night Club Dancefloor
Last weekend I went out dancing with some friends. Looking around at the crowd bouncing and swaying to the beat, I realized that no matter what club you go to, there are certain types of people that will always occupy the dancefloor...
1. The Hardcore Dancers
Those people who think they're in a step up movie and insist on creating a circle and forming their own little dance off.
2. The Old Foreign Men
They, usually stick to the corner of the dancefloor lurking in the shadows watching the girls (young enough to be their daughters) dance *shudder*
3. A Barefoot Girl
The heels were clearly a bad idea so she has given up and now decided to go barefoot.
4. People Intensely Shifting
No nightclub would be complete without the people shifting on the dancefloor getting in the way of the people who are actually trying to dance. They look like they're trying to swallow each others tongue.
5. White Girls Trying to Dance
After a few vodkas, they think they're the next Beyonce and do their best to strut their stuff but just end up looking like your drunk uncle dancing at a christening.
6. The Pill Popper
They quite clearly took something a lot stronger than vodka and are jumping/sweating/shouting and are the only ones unaware of how annoying they are..
7. Someone Dancing With Their Drink
Someone managed to creep past the bouncers watchful eye and got their drink on the dancefloor, unfortunately, they're spilling it everywhere.
8. The Photographer
Girls insisting on taking a million and one selfies to show Facebook tomorrow what a wild night they had (After editing them on Instagram of course)
9. The Desperate Guy
It's approaching the end of the night and this guy has obviously severely lowered his standards in his efforts to pull tonight. He is approaching every girl on the dancefloor as he is determined not to leave alone.
10. The Desperate Girl
This girl has lost her sober mind her friends and is now set to lose her dignity. She has decided she's not going home alone tonight and her vodka goggles have everything to do with it.
11. The Friends Having a Fight
Who even knows why it started? One minute they were dancing to single ladies the next they were screaming at each other and using dramatic hand motions to express their anger.
12. The Photobomber
They spend their night jumping in the back of peoples photos because they think they're the funniest person ever. *Spoiler Alert* they're just annoying.