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What Mens Clothes Say About Them

When it comes to fashion men aren't very savvy. We tend to follow trends or just go with whatever is comfortable. You can tell a lot about a guy from what he wears. Here are the things that our clothes say about us.

11) Gym Sweats

They are always found with a gym bag around their shoulder and a protein shake in their hand. They always seem to be just coming out of the gym when you see them, what a coincidence.

10) Abercrombie

They have a drawer full of Abercrombie & Fitch and is loyal to the brand. They go to Trinity College but secretly wish that they went to UCD because they would fit in. They usually study something boring in college like law or economics.

9) Jersey Lad

They wear jersey's all the time, and has one for every sport. They really have no dress sense at all and when a politician does it you know you're doing something wrong.

8) Suit and Tie

They always seem to be in formal wear of some sort or another.  It's all in the name of being stylish right? Untill your favourite shirt gets ruined. You usually see them on the phone or reading a newspaper because they're so "busy".

7) Wannabe Hipster

They think that their style is so eccentric and unique. A lot of sports stars incorporate this look to stand out, which they do, but usually they stick out for all the wrong reasons.

6) Jeans and a Shirt

This guy is no frills, what you see is what you get and that's it. They most likely work in a bar and are still finding a career path. They know they're not the best dressed, but they're not the worst, mediocrity is their thing.

 5) Mommie's Boy

Their clothes have always been picked out by their mother and it still happens even though they're 25. They still live  at home and plan to stay there for the forseeable future.

4) Mr. Colourful

Always one for flair , they go to art college and feel the need to make their clothes look like a piece of art  as well. They think they are so edgy because they wear pink, how 2006 of you.

 3) Tapout t-shirts

Usually they are a huge UFC fan, but if they were actually confronted on the street, they wouldn't know how to defend themselves. They usually work a normal 9-5 , but outside of work they try to make it look like their a fitness instructor.

2) Sneaks and Shades

Looking good comes naturally, they always to have the latest sneakers whether it's Adidas, Converse or Vans. They are so obsessed with sneakers that their dream job is to work  at Foot Locker.

 1) The Stoner

They don't wear clothes they wear rags or whatever blanket is lying around. They seem themselves as pro-marijuana activist even though they don't do anything about it. They spend most of their time  in their greenhouse in the back garden.

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I'm a musician and a writer, or a writer and a musician, I can't make up my mind, Either way I'm not particularly good at either. A bit of an old fashioned guy, who enjoys the simpler things in life, nothing fancy.