Every County In Ireland Summed Up In One Tweet
32 counties. 32 very different places. Yep, the counties of Ireland are a thing of beauty, myth and legend. Which is the best? We dare not say. But what we cannot say can be said through some choice tweets.
Here lies a tweet for every county:
1. Donegal
The Haymobile is out again..He'll soon be at his first cut for next year, probably uses a motor bike #OnlyinDonegal pic.twitter.com/yrXYMay6bZ
β Greg Hughes (@GregHughes2) March 2, 2016
2. Down
#Hemorrhoids #Diarrhea #Constipation #CountyDown #Doctor #Piles #Hemorrhoid #BotulinumToxinhttps://t.co/jZtTZznN2Z
β Ekaterina Khodeeva (@HamptonSydney1) November 27, 2016
3. Monaghan
A thoroughly great Patrick Kavanagh quote. pic.twitter.com/8SkPQtF98o
β Mark Farrelly (@MarkFarrelly131) July 30, 2015
4. Derry
I feel like my mammy back in the day. "Are you dancing?"
"Only when the sailors are in".
πππ #derry pic.twitter.com/CLdTh6voXWβ Γine (@aineodoherty) December 18, 2016
5. Antrim
#Goat goes on the rampage and attacks #pensioner named Billy https://t.co/XIH7KbpQHg #animals #bizarre #Carrickfergus #Antrim #Eurospar
β Radcliff Gregory (@TransBoundaries) December 9, 2016
6. Armagh
Crossmaglen's version of a "toilet-seat" #OnlyInArmagh @GAABanter pic.twitter.com/Bq9uzPnTAZ
β Conall McNally (@ConallMcN94) December 15, 2013
7. Carlow
The #Carlow Calendar is on sale in Easons, Fairgreen for β¬9.99, ideal Christmas gift, we even feature in August!! pic.twitter.com/et8YG6CrDn
β Carlow County Museum (@CarlowCountyMus) December 21, 2016
8. Cavan
A frugal people #cavan pic.twitter.com/vTLmCStVaP
β The corpse of England's euro hopes (@JurassicArse) December 12, 2016
9. Clare
In the bag #slakerskutpture #countyclare pic.twitter.com/0Pj57gKR7I
β Emma (@emma_irl) November 29, 2016
10. Cork
@olympiccouncil check out the lads in @HairyBabyTees #PullLikeADog #TeamIreland #OnlyInCork. It's a thing!!! pic.twitter.com/lJEMGd9jIA
β Kaye Morrissey (@Kaywithane) August 12, 2016
11. Dublin
Spotted in Tallaght today #onlyindublin #chickenfilletroll ππ pic.twitter.com/kcnFASRnEg
β G R A I N N E (@_G_R_A_I_N_N_E_) November 15, 2016
12. Laois
"Text for a chance to win a Heifer or β¬5000" #OnlyInLaois
β Penny Ryan (@UrsulaBreen) June 3, 2013
13. Leitrim
watched the rugby today with the parish preist.. #asyado #onlyinleitrim
β fiona creamer (@fionacreamer1) November 24, 2013
14. Limerick
Driving home and run into a Garda car driving on top of a path in the city driving after two horses.. #OnlyInLimerick #Unexpected π΄π΄
β Kevin Sinnott (@Kevin_Sinnott94) September 8, 2015
15. Kerry
#onlyinkerry π #overtakingisoverratedanyway pic.twitter.com/riue9GWr5g
β Tim Beeston Cleaning (@tim_beeston) November 22, 2016
16. Longford
I question my mother sometimes... #onlyinlongford pic.twitter.com/87YvycdLYP
β Eimear Kenny (@justeimear) December 9, 2016
17. Kildare
Just seen a guy on a normal bicycle, wearing a motorbike helmet... #onlyinkildare
β Allie on Tourβ¨ (@fizzyallie) December 3, 2011
18. Kilkenny
Seen some bloke rocking the side fringe, spiky hair and mullet... #onlyinkilkenny
β Kevin O'Halloran (@KevinOHalloran_) December 28, 2013
19. Galway
Love this #IrishAddresses #Postman #1stHouseInTheVillage #Carrabrowne #OnlyInGalway (Village photos from both ends) pic.twitter.com/cZU8m4Y2NV
β IrelandsFarmers (@IrelandsFarmers) April 24, 2016
20. Fermanagh
Only in Fermanagh !!!!!! Out for the Christmas Shopping pic.twitter.com/RYgXJJ8JZF
β cinderalla62 (@donegal2015) December 10, 2016
21. Louth
Just seen a kid pushing its mum in a pram #OnlyInLouth
β chez (@jordwilkinson7) July 16, 2013
22. Mayo
#elvisinthehouse #onlyinmayo #supposedly3rdbestelvisinworld #selfproclaimed pic.twitter.com/iaLz4lVI4I
β Niall O'Callaghan (@nialloc) February 13, 2016
23. Meath
Saw this sign in Moynalty today #pigroast #onlyinmeath pic.twitter.com/bbOn7we8nO
β Caroline Stephens (@cargilleran) August 9, 2015
24. Offaly
My mother posted me a pamphlet about 'The Gathering' weekend in my hometown. The highlights include Cemetery Sunday. #OnlyinOffaly
β Kevin Doyle (@KevDoyle_Indo) July 28, 2013
25. Roscommon
Do you think there are any missing? https://t.co/0uY2TOjFTl #roscommon #onlyinroscommon
β The Molloy's Team (@molloysbakery) July 27, 2016
26. Sligo
Theres a man in his pyjamas at the bus stop in Sligo, like literally full on nightgown and everything! #OnlyInSligo
β Ciaran Sinnott (@Ciarans91) November 1, 2013
27. Tipperary
#onlyintipperary pic.twitter.com/h3pUT5Ffch
β Emma Buckley (@emma_j_buck) January 17, 2015
28. Tyrone
Just witnessed a guy driving a motorcycle with his dog sitting in front of him...... #onlyintyrone
β Sean MacDonald (@Sean_MacDonald4) July 6, 2014
29. Waterford
https://twitter.com/GeorgeMcGuire96/status/561711369926361088
30. Westmeath
https://twitter.com/MollydeRuiter/status/312337749527101440
31. Wexford
https://twitter.com/Paulmcgrath5/status/590249732993372160
32. Wicklow
https://twitter.com/1105Rogers/status/797199357267378176