Facts That Will Make Your Sh*t Day Better

Having a sh*t day? Feeling like every person you meet is being an utter a**hole? Well look no further than these Facts That Will Make Your Sh*t Day Better. Thanks to the world of general knowledge, Begent's Fun Facts and Bookstrike, I have conjured up a list that will be sure to put a spring in your step. Your boyfriend troubles, or that irrelevant fight you had with your friend over that shot of vodka last night, will have to wait. College, your friends or your parents may be driving you mad but just sit down, take a deep breath and let these facts distract you for a short while. You control what you look at, therefore, you are a genius of your own demise. Happy reading!

1) It is only 93 days until Summer (1st of June)

2) Coca-Cola was originally green

3) Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

4) A "jiffy" is 1/100th of a second

5) Butterflies taste with their feet

6) The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters

7) At some point in the next 12 hours you will have your pants off

8) Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers

9) Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine

10) If Barbie was a real person she would be 6ft, weigh 7 stone 1 lb, a size 4 and her measurements would be 39"/21"/33". She wouldn't be able to hold up her own back and neck or walk. So, nobody can be like a Barbie. Bet that cheered you up?

11) A cow can walk up the stairs but not down them

12) Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser are the three most valuable brand names in the world (in that order)

13) Elephants are the only mammals that can jump

14) A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out

15) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos

16) Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle

17) The average person laughs 10 times a day

18) Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them

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