23 Of The Greatest Things Ever Overheard In Dublin
Anyone who's been out and about in Dublin will know there are some very interesting characters out there, to say the least. You don't even have to be eavesdropping to overhear confessions, secrets, lies and straight-up gas banter - you could be on a bus, the Luas or the DART, or even at Penneys.
Here's some of greatest things ever overheard in Dubs.
1. What women want
@OverheardDublin on dart:
"I want a romeo and juliet romance!"
"ehh, it lasted 3 days and 6 people died, cop on ta fuck!! "— Paul (@pauldoc_) December 3, 2016
2. Abba-solute confusion
Heard in Dun Laoghaire. Girl (7): "Who's Abba?" Her dad: "Ah, you know those girls that sing different things". @OverheardDublin
— Katie D (@Katiemse) November 26, 2016
3. He makes a good point
In Nespresso store - Man abusing the free tasting system: "Sure why would I buy a coffee machine when I can come in here!"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) November 21, 2016
4. You just don't geddit.
Dub: ".....in all in anyways"
Confused Brazilian: "In all in anyways, what does that mean?"
Dub: "Yeah! Ya know! In anyways!"— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) November 18, 2016
5. Some advice to live by
@OverheardDublin Parental advice from father to teenage son:
"Be like your Da, son. Stay a bachelor."— Scaldychops (@Scaldychops) November 17, 2016
6. It's only the truth. That eejit
Tallaght hospital - Doctor abruptly asks elderly patient: "What brought you to A&E?" .. "My son's car! [mutters under breath] fecking eejit"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) November 13, 2016
7. Sounds about right.
"Leonard Cohen? Is that your man who sung 'You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round'???"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) November 11, 2016
8. They are bad for you
"I can't let you date any more gingers. Not that there's anything wrong with them. They always seem bad for you." -@OverheardDublin Gibson
— Christina Arango Dowling (@fatherdowling) November 11, 2016
9. Dublin logic
"Do yas do ice cream cones?"
McDonald's lady - "no just sundaes"
"Alri I'll come back Sunday so"— Mark Byrne (@_markbyrne_) April 21, 2015
10. Potty trained if possible
Woman overheard on Grafton Street - "I like men who are self-defecating and who don't take themselves too seriously."
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) December 14, 2016
11. A Dublin curse is the worst
Man refused onto a bus at Eden Quay as the bus had pulled away from a stop
"I hope your bleedin turkey burns in the oven" @OverheardDublin— Al (@TheTeaInEMT) December 13, 2016
12. A truly beautiful rendition
Singing School kids on the 27 bus - "Last christmas I gave you my fart. But the very next day you blew it away."
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) December 13, 2016
13. No word of a lie!
"If ur Da calls ur Ma 'your Mother' it means she's angry with him and if ur Ma calls ur Da 'your Father' it also means she's angry with him"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) December 12, 2016
14. We've all wondered it
39 bus - As a Polish girl ends phone conversation, her Irish boyfriend turns to her "I still can't tell if you're arguing or just chatting!"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) December 12, 2016
15. The tough questions get asked
Hamleys toy shop Dundrum - "What gift would you recommend for, how can I put this, a flamboyant 13 year old boy?"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) December 9, 2016
16. The guy who doesn't want to get caught
@OverheardDublin at Christmas Flea Market
Photographer: Could I get one of you & the stall?
Stallholder: Just the stall - I'm on the dole.— Roisín M (@RoisinMoDr) December 9, 2016
17. Sometimes the big celebrities come
Bieber just put in a €1000 order for Nandos. @OverheardDublin in Nandos Andrew St. #cheeky
— Nathan Kelly (@NathanKelly_) November 1, 2016
18. Penneys is a pretty fancy place
@OverheardDublin in Penneys Blanch, elderly lady to husband. 'This is where I get the sexy stuff'
— Eamonn (@dubscouse) October 30, 2016
19. Carpooling is so hard on the wrist
"Do you sell mouse pads for carpool tunnel syndrome?" - Overheard in Easons
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) October 26, 2016
20. Ryanair can't tell their wives from their mas
Ryanair flight to Paris -
Air hostess to nervous passenger "Would you like to sit next to your Mum?"
Unimpressed woman "You mean his WIFE!"— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) October 26, 2016
21. We want to know
Overheard on Grafton St -
Woman: "That's a ridiculous term! How can a cake be gay?"
Man: "Too many sprinkles?" #gaycake— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) October 24, 2016
22. Spoiler alert
In Cineword - Girl dragging her boyfriend to Bridget Jones's Baby
Guy: "So is she pregnant in this one?"
Girl: "Ah don't go spoiling it!"— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) October 24, 2016
23. It's so Dublin it hurts
@OverheardDublin Was in a garage earlier queueing for the ATM and the bloke in front said "Thank you" to it as he took his cash out. 😁
— Gary Byrne (@MrGBuzz) October 24, 2016