Sh*t Girls Say During Exams

Peoples true personalities (and hygine issues) come out during the weeks coming up to and during exams.

1. “Time for a study break!"

This statement is most likely heard 5 minutes after someone begins studying or is written in the multiple snap chats you will most likely receive by said studying student.

2. “What even is this... the Lecturer never went over this in class.”

Because it just isn’t fair to be tested on something that wasn’t extensively covered in class… yes? YES?!

3. “When will I ever need to know any of this again?"

The eternally posed question at a school that values educating the whole person; from statistics to philosophy… gag.

4. “I need coffee right now.”

Self explanatory.

5. “I can’t right now…"

Or in English: I find studying unbearable at this moment, I cannot tolerate studying at this time, or the situation at hand is so unbearable I cannot formulate full sentences to describe how I feel about it.

6. “I actually sort of can't wait to have a hangover... If that makes sense.”

It does make sense.

7. “Calories mean nothing this week."

Study up, chow down.

8. “I've never been so mingin in my life.”

Mingin, as in too many late nights with coffee and not enough showering.

9. “I really need a glass of wine.”

The sentence heard more frequently in the library than any other place in the world.

10. “Maybe I’ll just take a five minute nap…"

(3 hours later)