Signs You Are Completely Whipped

Are you a guy or girl in a serious relationship? Do you wonder if you do too much for your other half? Do you think you are in the perfect relationship and nothing is wrong? Whether you are Dublin's answer to Brangelina, or you are as popular as Jay-Z and Beyoncé, you need to know if things are going wrong. I am not telling you what to do, but, if you are curious which one you are in the relationship, here are the Signs You Are Completely Whipped.

When they ask you what you think you are hesitant to answer and then say something neutral

You make your night out plans after you hear theirs

If they need you to collect them at 3 in the morning you will stay up

You help them with their college work and they never help you with yours

They always decide where the date is

They always decide what movie you watch

"I don't mind at all" is a common phrase you use

You have bought them their pre drink with no pay back on more than 5 ocassions

You buy them outrageous birthday/christmas presents while theirs never cost as much

You always take the blame no matter what

You cry more than they do 

They seem slightly jealous about any success you encounter

They  badmouth your friends and then when they see them they lick their ass

You will ditch your friends for them but they would never ditch their friends for you

Going for a drink needs permission

They don't laugh at your jokes anymore

You go to pre drinks or parties alone with their friends

You insist they come on a lads or girls only holiday