12 Signs You're The Prick of Your Friend Group...
The laws of probability dictates that there must be at least one prick per social grouping, but if you can't think of who the prick of your friend group is, then maybe it's you. You see, the prick lacks the self-awareness to understand he's a prick. Much like its phallic namesake, the prick blindly protrudes himself into a situation and fucks shit up. The prick defends himself by claiming he's just confident, and that's perfectly okay, but he's not confident, he's an actual cock.
Your favourite topic of conversation is you.
You can dish it out but you can't take it.
Your conversation consists only of drinking stories and getting pussay.
You make racist comments that people try to ignore.
You'd get with your mate's girlfriend if given half the chance.
You're stubborn as fuck and you revel in being difficult.
You have loud phone conversations in cramped public places.
You're pessimistic as shit and your negativity brings everyone around you down.
You take stuff without asking, i.e, you're a thieving gimp...
... because you feel entitled to everything.
You believe that you don't need to use little words like "please", "thank you" and "sorry".
You constantly insult others while being completely, and blissfully, ignorant of your own flaws.
