The Five Friends You Make In College That You Never Want To See Again

Welcome to College. First things first, get to the know people around you. Really get to know them... since there's no chance you'll ever talk to them again.

That Very First Day Friend

Ahhh friendship at first sight, usually it's the first person you sit beside at orientation. They will soon fall by the wayside.. like all your other shit friends.

The Girl You Want To Sleep With

You sleep with her, and see her for the next four years of your life, awkward conversations turn into completely ignoring them... Oh well, shit happens.

The One Who Invited You To The Parties

This person had their uses, you should unceremoniously drop them as soon as they loose touch with what's cool... And they will. Sigh

The First Person You See Who You Recognise

You'll cling onto each other for about half a semester and then make new, better friends...

Your 1st Year Halls Housemate

Oh isn't it great moving in with someone and you get along great? When it comes to finding somewhere to live the following year it's like you never even met this person... I'm not bitter.

The Really Funny One

Turns out they're actually a complete tosser... Shame on you for not seeing this sooner, you're reputation will need some mending after this oversight.