Things That Won't Change After You Graduate
Lots of things change after you leave college. People will tell you to "embrace college life" and "enjoy it while you still can" but no one has mentioned that some things really don't change at all. There are certain habits that you won't be able to get away from for the time being. While you are freaking out about your thesis, presentation or final exams, take time to chill and read the Things That Won't Change After You Graduate.
Koka Noodles and Micro Chips will still be a good dinner substitution
That slutty girl or man whore will still be that slutty girl and man whore
Money will still be tight even when your working full time
Cooking skills will still be at the same level they were in college
Hangovers will still kill you
You will still drink as much on a night out
Your laundry still never gets done
The Walk Of Shame still happens and it is still mortifying
You will still FaceTime or hang out with your best friends
Procrastination will still be the bane of your life
Student Discounts will continue for as long as you can get away with it
People are still confused about where they are going in life
Single people still want to be in a couple and couples still want to be single
You still ring your friends after nights out and recount the whole night word for word
The best sandwiches are still the ones your parents make
There is still nothing better than finding money in a coat, bag or trouser pocket
You still are yet to have a fully furnished home
Chicken Fillet rolls are still your go to lunch
Guys and girls still don't know what they want
Sales still entice you
You will still Facebook stalk
You will still call your group of friends by your group name
Whatsapp is still your haven of contact
You will still be protective of your food