Thoughts while trolling Tinder

Ah Tinder the app that's vital to every single 20 something year old.It's all about judging people solely on their looks, and we do not judge lightly.

Why use group pictures?

Are you the hot one? I'm not taking the chance,.... Next.

Jesus thats one aggressive  looking penis, its staring right at me.

So much denim.

Awh a puppy swipe right for that one.

Posing in pictures with what I can only assume is your ex, that's gonna get you a yes alright.

Too Much Tan.

Oh you like music, how original.

Is that your child or...