'Toenail Tights' Are Now A Thing...

Summer is nearly here, and JESUS CHRIST that means prepping our pasty, untended to bodies to be seen by people other than us. This season means legs out (shaving, there we go, fuck my life), armpits flashed on the regular, and also- little toesies exposed! Hello flip flops and strappy sandals how are ya?

One more thing for us gals to do, as if we don't already have enough- UGH. Are you just not fucked painting each and every one of those toenails and then waiting for them to DRY post-shower? Were you cursed with horrible little troll nails? Are you a biter (lol of course not- nobody does that! :/ )

Well, if any of those statements ring true, then you honey- are in luck! Some clever clogs over in Japan have invented sheer tights with painted toenails. Ya 'erddd meh! Painted. Toenails. Crisis averted for anyone with gross little foot digits, or lazy gals. I mean, by the looks of them you WILL still still have to shave but, hey we can't have everything. Do you want to see them? Here you go!

The 'toenails' are printed to cover where your natural toenails are. Invented by Belle Maison, the tights were I think made with the intention of keeping the wearer warm and giving them intricate nail art instantly. They ARE a bit creepy when you see them flat and not worn, more than a little so actually. However- I am a little bit curious to try a pair.

The idea of flesh coloured hosiery normally causes the words 'granny', 'the Queen' and 'wartime' to echo around my head. But- because these hail from Japan I'm automatically more intrigued, they're so ahead of us over there I trust them you know?! Take a look at them here and see what you think, comment below and tell us what you think.